[WP] You were abandoned by your family for not having superpowers. The strongest superheroine adopts you and loves you as her son regardless. When you finally have superpowers, your former family wants you back but you don’t want to do anything with them.

[WP] "It's fine," you say, pulling the knife from your chest and dabbing at the blood on your shirt. "Believe it or not, this happens more often than you'd think."

[WP] "Hello, police? I would like to retire. No, this isn't a joke. I have robbed enough valuables to cause a significant dent in the global economy and I believe I'm quite done."

[WP] You are a rookie hero. While a dangerous supervillain was preoccupied, rival villains kidnapped his wife. You were the only hero willing to help get his wife to safety. The terrifying supervillain now wants to thank you in person.

[WP] You are the village's local angel-harvester or angel-butcher, someone trained to scavenge the organs of dead celestials fallen from the sky. Today, you have encountered something that none of your profession's textbooks have ever mentioned: a still-living angel fallen from the sky.

[WP] “Look I am just a normal guy, no powers, no nothing. So please stop calling me your deity incarnate.”

[WP] When a vampire kills a person by feeding on them entirely, their soul is trapped in the vampire’s body. When they eventually die, the souls are released as the bodies will typically have long since rotted away. Yours, however, hasn’t.

[WP] You are a wannabe supervillain trying desperately to live up to your name. But your name is total nonsense.